sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

mishasminions:

DEMON!DEAN & CAS GIVE IN TO COKE’S MARKETING GIMMICK

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tampontampoff:

why do straight boys think their opinion on girls clothes matters at all….. do they really think their nike socks and cargo shorts grant them authority on fashion….. get out of my face

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flowury:

sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them

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marypsue:

marypsue:

Vampires who look and dress like fourteen-year-old budding goth kids because no one will ever believe that they’re actually vampires, no matter what they might see or hear.

Vampires wearing bad plastic fangs and tacky red contacts everywhere they go and telling people to call them things like “Lord Bloodfang McDarkness the Third” and “Salacia, Mistress of the Night”.

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doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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magicul:

"are you ill? you don’t look that good"

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arrowsforpens:

fuck-kirk:

fuck-kirk:

okay guys, but seriously. not ALL cops are bad you all need to understand this. 

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